 E-Mail - Past Columns - Message BoardIssue 9: HootersI went to Hooters the other day, I love the wings there (the 9-11 ones in particular), when I said this aloud to a lady friend of mine she got defensive and said, “you only like it because of the waitresses.” No, if I like the waitresses (and I do) I would say, “damn, that waitress is hot” because I say what I feel… it’s just the way I am. I do like the wings, I normally hate wings at other places but the Hooters breading is really good. To disprove the age old theory that Hooters wings are the best only because of the hot ass waitresses that work there I have set up an experiment.I have in front of me one Combo Sandwich from Panera Bread, on Ciabatta bread with double combo sauce, extra roast beef, and no vegetables. I have cut it in half, I will eat one half now. …. Damn good, just as I had expected it to be. That’s my favorite sandwich there, always has been. That however was the control, now to add the variable. I will eat the other half of the sandwich, theoretically the same sandwich as the prior one, as it is the other half. This time I will eat this sandwich while watching a pornography film starring Brianna Banks (one of my favorites). …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. It tasted just the same as the other one, no better, no worse… just really kick ass. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got 'combo sauce' on my hand to wash off. -Rickey |
 
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